Tonight I picked up the phone around 6:15. We were quiet tonight as LOTS of people left town before the impending weather.

Me: thanks for calling ________. How May I help you?

Caller: Hello do you do indoor dining.

Yes. We do.

Do you have anything at 6:45.

No. We are booked.

Do you do have a patio?

Yes we do!

Do you have anything at 6:45 on your patio.

SSIR: It’s. Uh. Uh. Uh. It’s raining.

Not right now. It’s stopped.

Yes. But it’s wet outside.

Yes. But it’s not raining.

No. But it was.

May we sit outside.

No.

Why not?

Because it’s wet outside.

We don’t mind.

No.

________-

________.

Well.

Well.

No.

Huh.

No. You can’t sit outside.

Okay.

And SCENE!