Please don’t make a reservation for six people at 5:15. When you know one person won’t arrive till 6:30.

The clock starts ticking when you sit. There’s a table behind you.

PS. This is why some restaurants won’t seat you till the party is complete.

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Not all alcoholic drinks can be made virgin. A woman tonight ordered an old fashioned with no bourbon. That’s just simple syrup and bitters.

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Don’t be mad about the corkage fee. Be glad we allow it. Yes it might seem silly to charge 40 bucks to open a bottle of wine but it’s to cover the cost of the wine we aren’t selling. 40 bucks is the cost of our cheapest bottle.

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If I fired you 8 years ago. I don’t have the mental capacity to think about you when you step into the lobby of my current restaurant. PS. I don’t even care that you wrote a ridiculous email to my boss to complain about me. It just makes me laugh.

That’s all. See you tomorrow.