Fun fact.

On Thursday’s there is sports balls on tv.

How do I know this?

Because Joe watches said sports balls while cooking. He also talks about said sports balls. And something about fantasizing about quarterbacks and tight ends.

Joe is our executive sous chef. He’s also the guy who got me the job. We used to work together elsewhere.

Also our kitchen is set up so all the chefs have a clear view of three large screen TVs. They always know the score.

So.

Tonight I asked Joe a vague question about the game tonight. I was interested because the bar was crazy booked.

He said yes it was expected to be a good game.

So I took his ambiguous answer to my ambiguous question and ran with it.

I proceeded to tell people all night the bar was booked because everyone was coming in to watch the expected great game tonight being played by The Patriots.

I probably said this 15 times.

This is a long way of saying that if the people didn’t know I was gay…

they do now.