We are an upscale casual restaurant.

We are a steakhouse.

We are not a restaurant that caters to children.

When you go to Resy to make a reservation it specifically says that we do not currently have a children’s menu. We do not have high chairs.

No one should be surprised when they get to the restaurant and these two things are true.

So you have to know, I was pleasantly amused when a server comes to me today and says table 36 is upset because we won’t make their five year old a grill cheese.

When he explained that we couldn’t, they demanded to know why. He tried to explain and they want to know why we can’t heat up two burger buns with some cheese.

He said sorry, but no. We can’t.

They were very displeased.

They left unhappy.

They grunted at me when they left.

I’d suggest they open their own restaurant if they want to make the rules.

PS. They’ve eaten here before. So none of this was new to them.