I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Sometimes you are made speechless by the most unexpected people.

There is a couple that comes in every Saturday night. I’ve written about them. They are funny. We joke with each other.

Last night on their way out I asked them how their dinner was.

He responds horrible. Awful. I think we got food poisoning.

I replied, sounds about right but fun fact you dont get food poisoning that fast. It takes about 24 hours.

He replied.

We know. We got food poisoning at a ch*#k restaurant last year.

I choked on my reply.

Thanked them for coming in.

And I walked away, thinking to myself that my first impression of them wasn’t as far off as I thought it was.