Tonight we had a reservation for a couple. We’ll say the name on the reservation was William Randolph Hearst, because it was just as long as just as assuming.

I realized at 4:00 that he’d made 4 reservations. One at 5:00. One at 5:15. One at 5:30. One at 5:45.

At some point he’d decided that 5:00 was his preferred time.

He’d cancelled the others.

Also he requested a booth. For every reservation.

Fun fact.

Our booths seat 4 people so we’ll put a 4 top there before a 2 top.

I was a able to move him to one.

And they were gracious which I appreciated.

But. Seriously.

4 reservations on the same day.