We were quiet tonight.

Never slow. I’ve always believed that the word slow breeds complacency. Always quiet.

We were quiet.

Two restaurants in town reopened for the season.

It was chilly today, but the sun certainly indicated spring is on the way.

And many people were invested in the final four.

So because of the quiet, I took a few minutes before the second turn to look through next week’s reservations.

Two stood out.

The first a man who’d made a reservation for his wife’s birthday.

No big deal.

Except he insisted we call him to discuss what we do for special events.

I’m not sure what he’s expecting. We offer dessert. And a candle.

A birthday is not a special event. Especially for two people.

The second request was more interesting.

Woman left the following note:

Carnivore way of eating. Animal products only. No sugar, no sauces, no plants. Limited spices “ok” but just salt is perfect. Thank you. I am hoping to be able to order ala carte, animal products only. Let’s be honest, I am coming for the BEEF! We are looking forward to it!

Hmmmm.

I love meat!

A lot.

But I can’t imagine how unhealthy a completely meat centric diet would be.

My gout would explode.

My cholesterol would sore.

Can’t imagine how my stomach would react.

Tune in on Wednesday when I report back in.

Meanwhile.

I’m glad tomorrow is my Friday.

Ready for some R & R.