A woman calls around 6:00 to let us know that she had originally started with 5 people, called and dropped to 4 and now wants go back to 5.

The host explains that unfortunately we don’t have a table that will hold 5 people available. We’d closed our patio tonight and inside was jammed.

They insist that they can squish because one of them is a kid. I tell the host that we’ll let them squish but they can’t move and they can’t add a chair.

They arrive.

Are seated.

And the host finds me to let me know their child is an adult woman. Who I find out later is old enough to drink.

Seriously.

You can’t make this shit up!