I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Our reservation app asks if you have any special requests.

These are some that we have received.

A table on the water: We are a mile + from any sort of water.

A table near the fireplace: we don’t have a fireplace.

A table with a view: We don’t have a view.

Two seats at the corner of the bar: our bar is horseshoe shaped. It doesn’t have corners.

A table in a quiet corner: we don’t have a single table in a corner.

A quiet table: Our restaurant is loud. The music is at 100%. Quiet doesn’t exist.

I often wonder when they are seated in the center of the dining room if they are upset.

Perhaps I’ll never know.