We have a fish of the day.

Everyday.

Today our fish was tuna.

However, it was limited as we only had about ten servings tonight.

So a server comes to me around 7:15 to say:

Table 12 wanted the tuna but we ran out. He was ordering a filet but felt he should get a discount since we didn’t have the tuna he ordered.

I said to the server.

Ask him if he went to Macy’s and wanted a blue shirt but had to buy a yellow shirt because they didn’t have a blue shirt if he’d get it discounted.

Try it at the grocery store.

A car dealership.

A shoe store.

Seriously.