We got a bad survey again this week. Less than 50%.

Why you ask?

The only comment was: They have no kids menu and no valid options for kids to eat.

Well.

That hurt.

We had no idea.

Here’s the thing.

We don’t have a kids menu.

We absolutely put that on our website and our reservation system.

Everyone knows when they get there that we don’t have a kids menu. We don’t have high chairs.

We also don’t have changing tables.

We are not kid friendly.

We don’t mind if your kids come along with you, but they are not our target audience.

You are.

So no.

We can’t cook you plain pasta with butter.

We will not bread chicken and give you chicken tenders.

We absolutely will not throw a piece of cheese between two hamburger buns and toast it for you. (That was a real request).

We absolutely will serve you a plain cheeseburger with unseasoned fries.

We absolutely will give you two empanadas and a side of potato salad.

Perhaps you should buy son or daughter a filet. Or a pork chop. Or the smoked chicken. Or salmon.

But we don’t have and will never have a kids menu.

It’s very interesting too.

We have more kids than ever before. Way more.