I’m standing at the host stand on the patio listening to a foursome at the bar talk loudly.

The girl keeps going on and on and on about how her husband wasn’t interested in her sexually until they’d been dating about 3 years. She’s shouting all of this. They didn’t kiss, no sex etc.

They have clearly been drinking.

I hear her say, HEY YOU! CAN I GET A….

The bartender has cut her off and said, “my name is not hey you. It’s Alex.

I laugh and laugh.

She apologizes. And asks for a soda water.

Meanwhile I’m admiring how smartly her gay husband is dressed.