We have a patio.

Said patio is NOT dog friendly.

If we don’t like kids you sure as fuck know we don’t like dogs.

And every night someone shows up with a dog. When we explain that they can’t have their dog on the patio it because an emotional support dog.

Seriously.

By law. We are not require to make accommodations for an emotional support dog.

Only service dogs.

Also I bet your emotional support dog was just Fido until we told you no.

Also you can be fined in the state of Maine for claiming an animale is a service animal when it’s not.

It also makes it hard for the people who seriously need support animals.

Also don’t get mad that you didn’t know we didn’t allow animals.

The phone worked all day. You could have called.

And you should be ashamed of yourself.