I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Some fun reviews we’ve gotten in the past three days:

We showed up an hour early and were seated.  But the bartender rushed us to order and leave. 

            The showed up at 5:00 for a 6:00 reservation.  They were in an out because they were 2 people and at 5:00 everything is fast.  Come at 6:00 and relax next time.

Our only complaint and we think it’s important is that the portions were too large and we are on vacation and couldn’t take home left overs. 

            I would have thought it wasn’t a big deal, but they gave us an 85% rating. 

The prices are expensive; especially considering no side comes with your entrée. 

            I’m pretty sure she was reviewing a steak house in Boston.  Every entrée we serve comes with a side.  Some of them come with 2 sides.  Chef prides himself on not being ala carte. 

We knew the focus of the restaurant in advance but the focus on large portions of pricey beef narrows the guest’s options.  80%

          Would you go to Ford and complain about the lack of Toyotas on the lot?  Would you go to a sushi restaurant and complain that there were no cheeseburgers on the menu?  Would you go to Victoria Secrets and complain that there were no underwear for men?  Would you go to a pet store and get mad that there are no feed for your cattle?  Would you go to a veterinarian and be mad that they won’t see your 9 month old child?  Would you go to a garden center and be mad that they don’t sell swimming pools.  This one was seriously weird as shit. 

My husband was not pleased with his choice. He said his chicken was too much work as he does not eat skin and it was a bit difficult to cut into bite size piece.

          Yes, having to cut your meat into small pieces is hard.  I suggest baby food.  It would suit you well.

Meanwhile, now word from Mr. Kray Kray on Monday. 

But.

One of the bartenders had two guests who did the same routine with her tonight. 

I was able to finally figure out what he was doing. 

The man on Monday and the two guests tonight, were trying to engage in a fight, without starting it themselves.  All of them asked pointed questions trying to get a rise out of us.  This included snide comments that never quite crossed the line. 

Meanwhile, on Monday I didn’t engager.  And tonight, the bartender didn’t engage. 

That is all.