I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

It’s 3:00 a.m.

I’ve been down a very exciting rabbit hole tonight. 

More on that later. 

Meanwhile, it’s way too late to post more than one of the 11 things I recorded on my sheet of paper tonight.

So I’ll do one very humorous post. 

I was on the door by myself tonight. 

This means that phone doesn’t get answered much.  I used to get very anxious, but now I just let it ring. 

Chef and I are talking.  Let it ring.

Adam and I are chatting on the phone.  Let it ring.

Getting coffee.  Let it ring.

So tonight around 5:30 I do pick up the phone.

And a woman says very politely that she is calling to let me know she found her corn.  She’d called earlier to let us know that we’d forgotten it and charged her anyway.  But it was in the bag after all. 

I start to say excuse me, but she interrupts and repeats her story. 

I start to say something else, and she says, that she just wanted to make sure we knew that she’d gotten her corn after all.

I thank her for letting us know, and hang up. 

We do have corn on the menu this week, but I have no idea what she was talking about.