I’d like to speak to the manager!!!
I’m at the host stand around 8:00.
A server appears and says, may I call? (I’ll write about this term sometime).
I say of course.
She says, do you have time for a little story.
I say yes, and she begins.
She says that table 13 has been great and they’ve had a good time tonight.
They have finished and she swings by to drop the check.
She’s back few minutes later and picks up the check presenter, which has cash in it.
She says that she’ll be right back with their change.
The man at seat #1 tells her to keep the change that she’s been great. She deserves the extra because she’s been so wonderful.
It’s more than $100 on a $250 dollar check.
She explains that she said she was very appreciative, that It’s always nice to have her service recognized (she’s very good), and that she can truly use it.
She leaves the table and goes about her business.
Except a few minutes later the man at seat #1 calls her over and asks where his change is.
She’s confused and says as much.
He responds, oh I was just joking about keeping the change. It was a joke. I had no intention of leaving that much.
She stammers and stutters and says okay and goes and gets him his change.
She says, can you believe that someone would do that?
I can’t imagine how she felt in the moment. Embarrassed, like she was asking for money. Angry that anyone would think this is funny.
The worst part, is that she knew his friends who were seated in seats #3 and #4. She used to work with their daughter.
The part she doesn’t know is that they sat for three hours and caused her to miss a turn on the table.
She finishes the story.
We go on…
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About 9:15, I’m in the kitchen doing something, when someone comes to find me saying there is a woman at the host stand looking for me.
Uh. Oh. I’m about to get yelled at for the third time tonight.
I enter the lobby, introduce myself to the lady and she says,
Hi. I don’t know if she told you, but we were seated at table 13
I think, ah. Table 13.
She then proceeds to tell me that his friend played a very rude joke on the server.
I say yes, I heard.
She shows me that she has money in her hand and asks if it would be okay to see their server.
I find the server and say, table 13 is back and would like to see you.
The server says, no fucking way. I have nothing to say to them that won’t get me fired.
I assure her she needs to go to the lobby, and she does.
The server finds me later and says that the woman was apologetic. Mortified was the word she used.
The server asked if the man knew how embarrassing and awful that was, and the woman replied, he does now.
Seems they left the restaurant, drove to an ATM, took out the money that the server had returned to the man, and brought it back to her.
It was the mother of the person she had worked with.
She apologizes a million times, then leaves.
It’s was very kind of them to do the right thing, but seriously, who would think that’s funny????