I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

I’m really bad at names.  Like really bad.

I’m not much better with faces.

I’ll know I know you, however I won’t remember how I know you.

I don’t take offense when people don’t remember my name.  

What’s funny, is that more times than I can count I’ve been called Kevin.

Hello, is this Kevin?

Hi, Kevin, how was your weekend?

So many times.

I hardly ever correct them and I don’t want to embarrass them.

And I’ve been called worse.  

I know some very excellent Kevins.