I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

At 5:30 tonight, two women walk in and I ask if they have a reservation.

They say yes, and I ask for their name.

I can’t find it.

They say, we left a message.

I ask if they actually spoke with anyone.

They say no.

I think of course not.

I find them a table and get them seated.

At the end of the night, I check messages.

The two women called at 4:59 for a reservation, left a message and were surprised when they walked in at 5:25 and they didn’t have a reservation.