I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

A server came to me tonight and asked if we used a special air freshener in the men’s room, as a guest had asked her about it.

Seems the scent in the men’s room reminded him of home.  He thought since he was from the same city that our chef is from, we might use a secret air freshener from there. 

I assured her that that was not the case.  

She let me know that she’d never been in the men’s room. 

I assured her it smelled of piss and vanilla.  

Piss, because the men all seem to pee on the floor.  

Vanilla because the automatic air freshener was vanilla scented.

You can’t make this stuff up.