I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Tonight, I was at the door.  

Once again, while my host was peeing.  

A woman walks in, I greet her.  Take her name and tell her that her table will be ready soon.

As she turns, I see what I think is an amazing tattoo on her back of a very detailed zebra.  

I start to say something and then realize it’s a print on a shirt that is near to her skin tone of a zebra.

I tell her what I thought I saw.  

And she assures me that she is never going to be so cool as to have a zebra tattoo on her back.

Thing is, she really did look like someone who’d have cool tattoos.