I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Was standing at the host stand last night, while my host for the evening was peeing.  

A couple come out from the restaurant into the lobby.  They had been sitting at the bar.

The woman looks at me and says, how long have you been here.

I say almost a year, not sure where this is going.  

She says, I thought so, you are so much nicer than the guy who was here last summer.  

I thank her for the compliment.

Maybe they don’t recognize me because I’ve lost weight.

But I’m pretty sure I WAS the guy here last summer.