I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Remember two weeks ago when someone yelled at me over and over and over on their way out of the restaurant that I sucked.

They called to get a reservation for tomorrow night.  

They were very pleasant.  You’d never know anything transpired last time they were in.

The conversation ended with the question:  Are you going to turn up the lights so I can see my menu this time?

I started to say:  I’ll turn up the lights if you don’t tell me I suck.

Instead, I said I’ll try.