I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

When you enter the lobby, you see the following:

A door to the women’s restroom.

A curtained door leading to the dining room.

A barn door that says private.  

Every night someone says, how many people can be seated in the private dining room?

I answer differently every night.

The truth is, the door marked private, is the door to my tiny, closet of an office.  I don’t spend any time there as it’s so small and has a shelf to work on, at counter height.  

It has a phone and lots of crap and is a catch all for everything that doesn’t have a home.  

At least 7 or 8 times a night, a man slides the door open looking for a place to pee.  

I’m dreading the night someone drunk doesn’t realize it’s not a bathroom and just does their business.

Don’t think that’s likely?

At my last job we had to padlock the banquet supply closet because the banquet team came in one day to discover someone had relieved themselves on the clean dishes in the closet. 

I’m waiting for the day.