I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

I mentioned that I hired 2.5 hosts.  

One of them was training tonight. I was letting her drive the bus, while I stood there and tried to not tell her how to do everything.  

The 2nd half of the night was quiet so we were engaged in getting to know each other.  

At one point she asked me what my favorite food was.  

I thought for a second and then said, while I like ice cream a lot, I don’t know that I have an absolute favorite food.

I went on to say that I like too many foods to choose just one.  

The tuna crudo at Adam’s restaurant is amazing.  

The steak tartar is amazing.  

The carpaccio at my restaurant is amazing.  

She then told me she could tell I was high maintenance.  

I protested, but she insisted.  

Then she changed high maintenance to elegant.  

I assured her that I was also pretty basic.

Because a Whopper with Cheese, and extra mayo is also amazing.  

Avocado egg rolls at The Cheesecake Factory are pretty fucking amazing.  

And a Sonic corn dog is also amazing. 

She continued to tease me.

I then told her that before I met Adam the most adventurous thing I’d ever eaten in the history of eating was escargot. I barely ate any seafood. Oysters I thought were gross. I refused to eat sushi because it was raw fish. Chicken liver mousse was beyond anything I’d ever put in my mouth.  

Today, bleu cheese and olives are really the only foods I don’t really like. And I’ll eat both of those things when it’s in a dish I order.  

Meanwhile, I’m going to see if we have any ice cream in the freezer. If not there a good chance we have some chicken liver mousse in there instead.