I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Hello.

The first weekend of our Christmas celebration is in the books.

Truly the easiest of these I’ve done and this was my 6^th one.  

Tonight, was not as fun as last night.  I didn’t know many people who were in tonight.  No one was being fun.  And tables weren’t turning.  

But guess who did show up tonight?

Go on.  

I’ll wait.  

You guessed it.

Mable.

The one who said she didn’t make a reservation.  The one who’s reservation I cancelled because she said she hadn’t made one.  

Thank god she showed up with 5 people instead of 8 as we barely made that work.  

My host has no idea what happened.

I have no idea what happened.

We told Mable, and she has no idea what happened.  

Alas, it makes a great story, so we’ll go with that.