I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

My favorite survey result ever: 

First:

My FAVORITE steak restaurant in the 13 countries I’ve been to. Most tender and flavorful steak. Excellent service. Lovely atmosphere. 

Final comment:  

There is something the steak is cooked with that makes me and my dinner partner regularly have to use the bathroom… quickly, uncomfortably. Happens every time we come. The food is so good that we continue to come, but if there were a way to figure out what it is, that would be truly awesome.

No further comment is needed.