I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

First.

I just re read my posts from the last few days.

Please know I’m not stupid.

But I reverted to writing my posts on my phone. In bed. So I don’t end up at my computer for 4 hours.

The autocorrect is the worst.

Now.

I guarantee that my staff’s interest is peaked.

I had a tough shift tonight.

It was a comedy of errors.

Seriously.

And I managed to offend everyone.

But that’s not what I’m writing about.

We had our first table with two reservations wanting to sit together tonight.

I was at the new restaurant when they arrived so they were accommodated.

They sat at 8:30.

Everything was fine except the who table would go out to smoke.

Every 15 minutes.

And they were gone for forever.

6 of them.

It took forever to get a dessert order because they smoking so long.

At 10:30 the moved from their table to the bar.

They’d been the only table for 30 minutes.

The bartenders has been gone just as long.

They were chatting. Making out. Going out to smoke.

I gave them till 10:45 and then did some thing I’ve never done before.

I got up, turned around and said, okay folks. Time to go.

They were very nice.

We packaged up their wine.

Said good night.

And they were out the door.

I don’t feel guilty.

Now back to the comedy of errors.

It’s almost a full moon.

And we’ll leave it at that.

PS. Thank you for not quitting. 😀😀😀