I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

This is a Public Service Announcement.

Do not.

I repeat do not.

Go into a business at 6:57, that closes at 7:00 and order drinks for the three of you and take an hour and fifteen minutes to drink them.

And for the love of god do not tip 12% when you do do this.

And please don’t apologize for drinking slowly.

No one cares.