I’d like to speak to the manager!!!
Some people are only happy when they are miserable.
We had a reservation tonight for a table of four.
I didn’t notice the name until the first person arrived.
He let us know that she is the owner of a business in town and eats here all the time.
She indeed owns a business in town.
She in fact does not eat here all the time.
She dines with us twice a year.
And she’s horrible every time she comes in.
Last time she yelled at me because I didn’t give her the table she wanted.
Tonight she especially kind to the server.
How you ask?
By criticizing the restaurant for the whole meal.
The server only told me a couple of stories.
My favorite was that she was angry we don’t have baked potatoes. I mean it’s really not that hard to bake a potato. Or make rice pilaf.
She’s oblivious when the server explains our concept.
She continues that people who eat steak like baked potatoes.
I tell the server to ask if we buy shoes in her retail store.
People like to buy shoes.
Or perhaps a cordless drill.
I mean she owns a retail store.
She should cater to everyone.
Meanwhile.
She’s miserable.
I'd Like to Speak to the Manager!!! 