I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

I hate practical jokes.

Hate them.

Tonight we had an event at our new restaurant.

An event I’ve been saying no to since March.

But I was over ruled.

And it happened.

There was no manager there to supervise.

So I left just as the first guests were arriving 30 minutes early.

The party started.

And at 4:50 I’m called to the kitchen where chef shows me a text that said

Space is beautiful but service and drinks suck.

He was clearly annoyed.

I walked away thing fuck fuck fuck.

I was annoyed all night that someone we would do a favor for would do this.

At 8:00 chef asks me to go over and checkin.

I’m expecting a big complaint.

But I learn about 3 minutes after arriving it was a joke.

They told chef five minutes after the text was sent.

No one told me.

They all thought it was so funny.

Not me.

Didn’t find it funny.

Not at all.