I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Twice tonight I had the same conversation.

Basically they say I’m older than you and you wouldn’t understand.

I say I bet not.

How old are you?

The first person: 61.

The second person: 60.

I follow up by saying my high school 40 year reunion is this year.

I’m old! Trust me.

But I do appreciate the compliment.