I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Fun things from the last two days.

An 8 top shows up with 11 people. Who does this?

A 14 top shows up with three reservations.

A man who came to give us a quote on replacing our awnings came to dinner tonight. I was called to the table where his wife informed me our food was gross. Her word.

I was chastised for not having the previous restaurants seafood stew on the menu. This took 20 minutes of my evening.

My host was yelled at because our menu is not posted on line.

A man got upset because his 6 years olds house made adult size portion of pasta with butter was $24. I got vetoed on not serving it at all.

A woman sitting at the bar got upset because I couldn’t guarantee a window seat for a 7:30 reservation two weeks from now.

The awning guy was angry because he didn’t get a window table at 6:30.

A table yelled at me because their red wine was chilled. And suggested the temperature it should be set at. Which was 4 degrees colder than our wine fridge.

A woman got upset because she couldn’t have a booth. It was our only four top table left and it was waiting on a four top. She was a two top.

Another table asks if there are any window seats. There were not. They were sitting at the only open table.

A woman suggested we serve a seafood dish that her favorite seafood restaurant in Arizona serves.

A woman got angry because when you go to the website it says we are closed. It’s the old website. For the old business. We don’t own it. We can’t change it.

The police show up. Telling me they are about to tow a Maserati. It’s parked in front of a neighbors driveway. The woman is pissed when I find her. I tell her to take it up with the cop.

All in the last 24 hours.

How was your day.