I’d like to speak to the manager!!!
Tonight’s drive home was fun.
Cruising along.
Watching houses go by.
Glance over.
Glance back.
There is a deer standing in the road.
I pump my brakes.
Grip the steering wheel.
Think to myself don’t swerve.
Then really stepped on the brakes.
I came to a stop about 30 inches from the precious animal.
They looked at me.
Then bounded off to the right.
I sat there.
Gripping the wheel.
Breathing deeply.
Then continued on.