I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

I’m a horrible texter.

I fucking hate it.

I get a text.

I read a text.

I forget said text ever existed.

My staff calls me unresponsive.

I literally get distracted then 2 hours, 2 days, 2 weeks pass.

Then I’m called an asshole.

Meanwhile a friend texted about a job.

I took three days to respond.

A regular texted about a reservation. He complained to Chef about my lack of response.

A server texted they were going to be late.

Fuck Chef texted at midnight and I just saw it.

I owe our cleaning lady a text.

Sometimes I don’t even text my boyfriend back.

Emails are easy. You save them as unread. Filter by unread. File them. Delete them.

Ahhhhhhh.