I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Wow.

I never knew being out of wine was such a disaster.

Tonight a man lost his mind because we were out of Cabernet.

Insisted we open a bottle pour to give him a glass.

The server said no.

He said it was inexcusable.

He was an ass when he left.

His girlfriend was sweetly apologetic for his behavior.

I’ll never understand this type of discordant relationship.

Discordant attractiveness I get.

Discordant financially I get.

Discordant educationally I get.

But if Adam was a dick to a server there would have never been a second date.

There is just no excuse.

No.

Excuse.