I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

This is one of my favorite reviews ever.

And I mean ever.

Someone comes to dine at a steakhouse and then expects to receive a discount for being a vegetarian.

Let’s adress the obvious first.

Yes a potato is cheap. As is a carrot. Fennel. And broccolini.

And if I served you a raw potato, a carrot and broccolini it could be a few Pennie’s.

But.

Mashed potatoes don’t mash themselves. And they aren’t out of a box.

That salad doesn’t make itself.

And that broccolini doesn’t roast itself in a wood fired oven.

Now that that’s out of the way.

Why do people come to a meat forward restaurant and get angry about the menu.

I don’t go to a vegetarian restaurant and leave a review bashing the meat options.

I don’t go to McDonald’s and bitch because Wendy’s has baked potatoes.

And no.

You shouldn’t get a discount.

I’ve said for years that we should implement a kids menu.

We don’t have one.

Serve frozen chicken fingers with honey mustard.

And charge $65 bucks for it.

We actually have a lot a vegetarian can eat.

My friends have done it several times.

So suck it up.

And I won’t complain when I go to an Italian restaurant about their lack of sushi options.