I rarely write about guests these days.

Until tonight. 

 A server asked a single gentleman, who was waiting for the rest of his party, what she could get him to drink, and he replied, “I think I’ll get a f*ggy drink tonight, so make it a cosmo. 

She was taken aback to say the least.  

She asked me what she should do or say, I said, if he doesn’t say anything else inappropriate, just pretend that that’s not what he said.    

Since nothing else offensive came from him, I’m choosing to believe he said something else all together.

However, as a rule, most f*ggy men I know, prefer bourbon to cosmopolitans, just so you know.