I’d like to speak to the manager!!!
My friend Michelle and I have been on many adventures.
The most exciting, difficult, challenging, rewarding, and overwhelming was hiking the Grand Canyon.
In the spring of 2002, I flew to San Francisco to join Michelle in driving back home to Chicago. She’d been there working there for a year, and was going home.
We left San Francisco, drove down the Pacific Coast Highway, to LA, where I visited my friend Donna Jo. The most memorable part of that visit was how fucking hot it was, “oppressive” to quote Donna Jo.
From there we drove to Santa Fe, to visit a friend, then to Vegas, and from Vegas we drove to the Grand Canyon.
We checked in to a hotel, knowing that we had to be up early the next morning for our hike.
We got to bed early, set our alarm and were asleep by 10:00.
Rise and shine. We were up and parking at the Canyon at 5:00.
When we arrived at the top, there was a sign that said, DO NOT TRY AND HIKE THIS IN ONE DAY. IT CAN’T BE DONE.
I asked Michelle about this, and she assured me that her friends had done it.
We walk closer to the beginning of the trail down, passing at least 4 million other versions of this sign.
I’m assured that it doesn’t mean us.
And down the trail we start.
Fun fact.
We are amateurs. In the truest sense of the word.
Our provisions include a back pack, a camera, four bottles of water, and I think 4 power bars. That’s it. Why the fuck would we need more water, or food than that.
Down we go. Chatting all the way. We pass a couple of water stations, but we have all we need so we keep going.
The trail is beautiful and we are bonding as we frolic down the steep incline.
It was not a short trek down, but after a few hours, the trail flattens out and we are at the bottom of the canyon. The river is in front of us. There is a camp ground. There are people that have passed us, setting up camp.
We take in the site, I snap a few photos, that are in a box in my bedroom.
And we start back up.
Within 30 minutes Michelle realizes that it’s going to be a bit harder than we thought. We are taking it slow. And are still having fun.
However, it’s hot. And we are drinking our water.
Soon there is only one bottle left. I suggest that we ration it.
And we climb. And we climb. And we go slower. And slower. And slower.
And soon we are out of water.
And we climb. And we climb. And we climb.
It doesn’t help that we don’t have a map, so although we are passing landmarks, we have no idea who much further it actually is to the top.
By this time, I’m getting tired. Michelle has become exhausted.
And still we hike.
Our power bars are long gone. I’m thirsty, but fun fact, I don’t get hangry. I can go all day without eating and it really doesn’t bother me.
Michelle on the other hand, needs a sandwich every so often.
At one point she shouts at me, go on without me. I’m giving up.
I don’t. I walk ahead, then back. Walk ahead, then back.
And around 7:30, I walk ahead and discover that we are at the top.
I run back down to her, and say you are almost there.
And around 8:00 we both crest the hill.
We sit on a bench. Exhausted.
We then notice that there is a visitor’s area with a coke machine. We are armed with two sodas in no time. We are sipping our sodas when the bus to take us back to our car comes. And the driver tells us we aren’t allowed to have beverages. I assure her that we are breaking the rules today, and she wasn’t happy, but she didn’t argue.
She dropped us at our car and we drove back to our hotel. We showered, and then went to dinner, where we laughed and laughed at how crazy it was that we’d just done what we’d done.
And we’ll always have Paris.
And we’ll always have the Grand Canyon.
I'd Like to Speak to the Manager!!! 