A couple comes in for their reservation.

I find it.

Start to pull menus to get them seated.

The woman looks at me and says I’ll need the gluten free menu.

Huh?

I don’t know a single non corporate restaurant that has a dedicated menu.

I explain that we have one menu.

She grunts.

I wait.

She waits.

Finally she says I’m sure we’ll be fine.

Fun fact.

The reason we have no specified gluten free memu is that 98% of our menu is gluten free.

Steak doesn’t have gluten.

Pork chops don’t have gluten.

Gluten free fryer available.

Most of our sides are gluten free.

Flourless chocolate cake gluten free.

You know who has a hard time eating at our restaurant?

Vegans.

Vegans have a hard time.