I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

A week ago a regular was in for dinner.

I was standing at the host stand when he and his wife entered. We shook hands. I told them it great to see them. We got them seated.

I mentioned that I thought he looked like Clark Gable.

The host looked at me like I had two heads.

I said. Clark Gable. Gone With the Wind. Frankly my dear.

Blank stare.

She looks him up on the iPad.

Stares at me.

Says she’s never seen or heard of him.

I fire her on the door for being tooooooo young.

Of course she could have mention like three young actors and I’d look at her the same way.

What’s the matter with these kids today?

I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

I made a reservation in June over the weekend.

Realized there was already a reservation for that day.

Look at it.

The reservation is for five people.

It has a note attached.

The note says, “we are actually a party of ten.”

I think to myself who does this?

Would you show up to a concert with five extra people?

Would you show up to a wedding with five extra people?

Would you show up to a theater with five extra people?

I might not have seen this till hours before.

It had been made over a month ago.

Luckily the girl called over the weekend and I had to let her know we could take a 10 top but not at 7:00.

We adjusted the time and people count. Whew. That could have been bad.