I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

A week ago a regular was in for dinner.

I was standing at the host stand when he and his wife entered. We shook hands. I told them it great to see them. We got them seated.

I mentioned that I thought he looked like Clark Gable.

The host looked at me like I had two heads.

I said. Clark Gable. Gone With the Wind. Frankly my dear.

Blank stare.

She looks him up on the iPad.

Stares at me.

Says she’s never seen or heard of him.

I fire her on the door for being tooooooo young.

Of course she could have mention like three young actors and I’d look at her the same way.

What’s the matter with these kids today?