Stupid questions 401. Graduate level.

I’ve gotten this question three or four times in the past month:

What’s a barstool?

When you make a reservation the system lists: dining room. Patio. Bar stool.

Maybe I should change the listing to just the bar?

But.

I’m amused by the people who call and don’t know what it means.

Yes.

It’s a barstool. At the bar. Next to other people.