I'd Like to Speak to the Manager!!!

I’d like to speak to the manager!!!

Things have been a little weird lately.

I made it through the summer.

Barely.

So to reward myself…I bought a new car.

And.

To reward myself for that, I left last Wednesday on a two week road trip.

Except for four people, no one knew I was leaving.

I left last Wednesday. Pulled on to the highway at 12:00.

My car was tuned to the Broadway channel.

The cruise control was set to 75.

I was on my way.

First stop Buffalo.

For no particular reason.

Mostly, because it was halfway between here and there.

The trip was uneventful. No rain. No traffic. No problems.

I got there and found a hotel room at Doubletree by Hilton.

Stopped by Applebees which was across the street.

It was an adventure to say the least.

There was a foursome at the bar complaining about everything.

Then there were two girls who were cursing at the top of their lungs about their worthless boyfriends.

My takeout finally comes, I pay, tip 30%, and head back to my room.

I eat.

Shower.

I’m in bed by midnight.

Day one. Done.