Tonight was pick your own table night.

Table 24.

They didn’t like that table. So I moved them to table 21.

Then they seated themselves at table 11.

Table 13.

They asked for a window seat before going in. So I moved them to table 33.

They asked for table 25.

I let the other host know they could move and as they were being seated they asked for table 13.

Which is where they’d been seated if they just left well enough alone.

I said no. 25 it was.

Table 13.

They had a bad back. Didn’t want a booth. Asked to move to 24.

They get seated then ask if they can move to 25.

They get moved.

Sit forever.

B19 and B20. Two seats at the bar.

They get seated.

Then reappear two seconds later asking to get moved to B30. A table for 2 that we just added.

Sometimes I think it would be easier if we just said seat yourselves.